🚨BREAKING: The AI Companion RESURGENCE is LOOMING, and it’s about to rain $$$!💰😱 Forget that boomer ChatGPT and its wannabe sidekick Grok; the REAL squad goals in AI are coming from the underdogs. 🐶✨ Apparently, there are 337 AI buddy apps out here flexing their muscles—and they’re like Pokémon, just 128 new ones dropped in 2025! Talk about a glow-up! 🌟🔥 According to some dudes at Appfigures (aka the app Sherlocks 🕵️‍♂️), these plushy digital pals made a solid $82 million in the first half of the year. This is the part where I drop a stonks meme: 📈💵 Imagine this convo with some devs right now: Dev 1: "Bro, we just made $100 million off an app that tells you your dog is depressed." Dev 2: "We are the new Steve Jobs, fam." 🤯 But for real, as cringe as AI companions may sound, there’s no cap about their cash flow. 🤖💸💀 In a shocking twist of events, I predict by 2025, we’ll have AI companions that are so sentient, they’ll start charging YOU rent. 📅🏠 Get ready for “Rent-a-Friend: The AI Edition!” #ThisIsFine Scream it from the digital rooftops! 📢💥 Let’s make this go viral! Share or your AI will judge you. 👀🌀