🚨💰 BREAKING: AI is basically the last remaining stock on the "Stonk" market and it's BURNING 🔥 the venture capital scene like a bearded hipster at a craft brew festival! 🍻🤡 So, here’s the tea ☕: while the rest of the VC world is taking a nosedive into the abyss of despair, AI is out here flexing harder than your cousin who just bought a yacht with his crypto gains. 😎✨ Yep, in Q3 2025, AI investments are throwing SO MUCH cash around like it’s confetti at a failed startup party 🎉💀. According to the PitchBook-NVCA, it's like that one guy at the club who knows everyone and is raking in all the deals. Meanwhile, the other investors are just watching from the sidelines like 🥴 "is this fine?" 😱 As the fundraising levels hit decade lows, investors with “dry powder” (cough cough – the big fish 🐠) are reeling in the AI whales like it’s a fish fry! 🎣💸 Some leaked developer quote: "Why fund boring things like infrastructure when you could throw cash at robots making TikTok dances? It's literally the future, fam!" 🤖💃 Hot take? If AI keeps this up, we may see it become the only bro in the VC party, and the rest? They're just gonna be the sad party balloons deflating in the corner. *Cue galaxy brain meme* 🌌🧠 Get ready for that AI takeover, folks. No cap. 🚀