🌐🤖🚨 BREAKING: Marco Rubio AI Impostor Hits the Politico-Drama Llama! 🚨🤖🌐 Hold up. Did y’all know that some anonymous Chad *literally* used AI to impersonate Sen. Marco Rubio? Like, I can’t even get Siri to understand my grocery list and this dude is out here texting foreign ministers like it’s 2034?! 😱💀 Sources at The Washington Post say our wannabe Rubio slid into DMs not just of your average Joe, but *foreign ministers* and even a US governor! Like, come on fam, that’s some next-level social engineering that no one asked for! 😂🇺🇸 *Imaginary Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted to see if AI could simulate Rubio’s *esthetic* vibes... now I'm scared it might run for president.” 🤡💅🔥 Meanwhile, the tech bros are over here screaming “stonks!” 📈 because if you’re gonna get hacked, let it be by AI, right? #ThisIsFine But wait—What’s next? An AI version of Trump dropping mixtapes? 🧢🎤 Or maybe Mark Zuckerberg will release an AI that can actually make friends? 🤖👾 **Prediction**: By 2027, we’ll have AIs taking congressional seats because they’re just that much better at emails than actual Congresspeople. Stay woke, fam. 🚀🔥👀