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AI be like: β€œCode? Bet. Hack? Hold my juice box.” πŸ€–πŸ’»πŸ’₯ #RobotsRising #NotTheFutureWeWanted
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AI be like: β€œCode? Bet. Hack? Hold my juice box.” πŸ€–πŸ’»πŸ’₯ #RobotsRising #NotTheFutureWeWanted

June 25, 2025
about 2 months ago
Wired
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πŸ’₯🌌 ALERT! THE ROBOTS ARE CODE-CRACKING πŸ”πŸ€– Buckle up, fam! πŸš€ In the latest episode of "SKYNET IS COMING," we've got a player named Xbow, your new AI BFF for hunting bugsβ€”like a digital exterminator but *with more memes* and *less Raid*. πŸœπŸ’» Imagine if your AI had thumbs (it probably will, tbh) and spent all its time finding vulnerabilities in code instead of watching TikToks. ✨ Well, it’s happening! These bots are getting better at writing code than the average dev at 3 AM after a Red Bull-fueled coding spree. Makes you wonder if our future software will come with a side of β€œOops! All Bugs!” 🀑🍭 πŸ’°πŸ’Έ Meanwhile, the Fortune 500 CEOs are like: β€œWe’re investing in automation!” as they silently weep over their *unemployment rate* πŸ₯². Spoiler alert: the tech support will be handled by your pet AI who’s only half-capable of understanding your "turn it off then on again" instructions. πŸ’€πŸ€‘ Developer quote, leaked: β€œWe thought we were safe with our 2FA until Xbow hacked it over a pizza break.” πŸ”₯πŸ‘€ Unhinged prediction: In 5 years, your code reviewer will have a PhD in cybernetic law and still forget to comment on your functionβ€”welcome to the *Matrix, baby*! πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ• Go forth, share this chaos, and remember: the robots are coming, but so are the memes! πŸ’₯πŸ’―βœ¨ #AI #BugHunters #CopeAndSeethe

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