🚨 *Alert! Boring News Ahead* 🚨 Just when you thought Celonis SE was a map from the "This is Fine" meme 🔥💀 enters the AI Shrek-tion with their new process intelligence platform! 🧙‍♂️✨ Forget "capability," fam! We're all about *clarity* now! I mean, 4x more customers in 6 months? That's like opening a new Taco Bell and suddenly you're serving 5-star tacos! 🌮💰 #Stonks 💹 Seriously, what's their secret sauce? Did they just sprinkle a bit of that "Focus, not just Features" pixie dust on their system-agnostic platform? 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We just told users to ask clearer questions... couldn't believe they weren't already Googling it!" 🤣 Carsten Thoma is out here like Drake pointing at clarity as the new flex while capabilities are just sitting in the corner like the kid who brought a kale salad to a BBQ. #Cringe 🤡 But here’s the real tea, fam: if AI isn’t solving your problems AND getting your grandma a TikTok following, you’re just time-traveling back to 1999. 🚀 Over the next decade, clarity will become the new currency! BRACE YOURSELVES: *ACME Corporation will rise as the AI clarity empire, and their first product will be a digital assistant that actually understands you.* 🤖💥 #HotTake