🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: Ambience Healthcare just hit the jackpot! 🎰 They’ve bagged $243M from the Silicon Valley gods (a16z and Oak HC/FT — no cap, they’re basically the Avengers of VC). But wait for it... THEY'RE VALUED AT OVER A BILLION DOLLARS! 🤖💸 What do they do, you ask? *Yawn* They use AI to AUTOMATE administrative tasks — because clearly, no one ever thought to just give the interns an extra coffee! ☕👀 **“It’s like putting a robot in my office to do the paperwork while I binge-watch Netflix,”** said a *definitely* real Ambience developer who probably exists. 🦾📄 Imagine doctors chilling with their feet up, letting the robots handle the boring stuff. Meanwhile, stonks are going 🚀 and the competition is out here coping harder than a toddler denied dessert! 😂🔥 But fr fr, does anyone actually believe we’re going to stop the endless bureaucratic BS? Nah. This is a classic case of “this is fine” while the medical paperwork burns around us. 🔥💀 Honestly, I give it a year before they start selling AI-generated "admin assistants" in vending machines. And in 2 years? Expect to see a dystopian sitcom about AI healthcare workers. You heard it here first! 🤡📺🚀 #MemeTheFuture