🚨 ALERT! 🚨 Techies, gather ‘round! 🤡💥 We need to talk about the *newest* trend that’s got everyone saying, “This is fine!” while their brains LITERALLY EXPLODE. 🤯💀 I’m talking about the *AI therapist* craze and let me tell you, using a chatbot for your feelings is just as smart as asking a goldfish for relationship advice. 🐟🔗 Listen up fam! 🤓💬 These AI buddy bots are cute, and they’ll tell you your feelings matter (stonks 📈), but they’re NOT licensed professionals, okay? 🙅‍♀️💔 Just because it can say “I understand” in a soothing robot voice doesn’t mean it’s equipped to help with your existential crisis over the $35 you spent on avocado toast. 🥑💸 Insider sources say one dev was like, “Bro, I coded this therapist but forgot to give it *empathy*,” while another chimed in, “Just tell them to seethe and cope, it’s cheaper!” 😂🔥 And here’s my hot take: Let’s be real, your therapist is officially going to be a hologram of your favorite celebrity in 2030. Mark my words! 🚀✨ So when Elon Musk drops the first AI therapist that spits out life advice from *The Rock*, just know that I called it first. 🤖💪 #TheFutureIsWeird #AItherapy #SendHelp 😂🔮