🚨💚💔 BREAKING: AVOCADO AI IS HERE TO BLESS YOUR TASTEBUDS OR RUIN YOUR LIFE! 🥑🤖💥 So, fam, scientists have literally created an AI that can help you tell if that avocado is ripe enough for your toast or just a sad, mushy disappointment. Like, really? 🤔👨‍🔬💩 Can we PLEASE stop acting like AI is the second coming when it’s just here to save your brunch? #PerfectlyRipe #Stonks Picture it: you're in the grocery store, looking like Drake pointing to the right, trying to decide if that green orb of goodness is ready to smash on some toast or if it’s a no-go. Enter Avocado Vision 3000™! 💁‍♂️ Your new bestie judging your life choices like "Bruh, that's a hard pass." But wait, here’s a *leaked* convo from AI Developers™: 👤 Dev 1: "So we trained the AI to recognize ripeness through image analysis." 👤 Dev 2: "Bro, can it also tell me if my life choices are ripe with regret? 🤡" And you're gonna need that, because if this app can’t tell you how not to seethe at wasted avocado $$ 💰💔, what are we even doing? 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next up, AI will rank your love life based on avocado ripeness, because honestly, can you even do better? We’re in a simulation! 🚀💀 #ThisIsFine #RoastMe Share this and NEVER waste another guacamole moment! 🥑👏✨