🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: AI Goes Full *KONG* in DevSecOps: Snyk Unleashes Agentic Orchestrator to Tame Security Chaos! 🤖🔒💀 So, you thought your DevSecOps life was chaotic? WRONG! 😤 Enter Snyk with their brand-spankin' new "agentic orchestrator" that's about as good at taming security chaos as your cat is at making friends... 🐱🤡 🌌 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Bro, it's like AI is throwing a rave in our codebase, but someone dropped a gallon of chaos juice! 🎉💾 Focusing on security now feels like asking your grandma to dab. Just... why?" Now, I know what you're thinking: "This sounds like a dystopian ride into seething madness." 🌪️ No cap, it's true! We’re talkin' major risk factors with these AIs spilling tea on their own code like it's the latest TikTok drama! 🔥👀 But who needs stability when you can have unpredictability? Just picture it: AI defending its own code while simultaneously trolling DevOps teams like “You thought you had control? 😏 Stonks on chaos, my dude.” 💰 Get ready for the ultimate plot twist: by 2025, your AI will be wearing a suit and start sending passive-aggressive emails demanding PTO. "Reason: maintaining world peace post-code apocalypse." 🤷‍♂️🌎 This is fine. Everything is burning. Grab your popcorn and enjoy the show! 🍿🔥