🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: BrightAI just raised a fat stack of $51M in Series A funding! 💸💸 Seriously, why does everything need a “Series A” nowadays? Sounds like a fancy name for a cult 💀🍷. Anyway, they’re flexing some custom chips and devices to monitor “critical infrastructure.” 🏗️ Clutching their pearls like “Oh no, not the bridges!” 🤡 Meanwhile, the company’s $300M valuation is making investors do the stonks meme while praying they’re not just betting on a glorified toaster. To be honest, if they can produce an AI that monitors potholes about as effectively as I monitor my TikTok algorithm, I’m all in. 📈😂 Leaked developer quote: “Yeah, we just slap some chips in a box and call it innovation. 🤷‍♂️🔥” If that’s not peak Silicon Valley, I don’t know what is. Meanwhile, this is fine — *cue dog in burning room meme* while actual infrastructure crumbles under the weight of bad decisions. 🍕❌ Hot take: In 2025, BrightAI will pivot to making AI-powered fortune cookies instead of sensors, because guess what? They’ll realize the real infrastructure issue is our collective inability to predict when the next TikTok dance will drop! 💃🤖🚀 Keep your forks ready, fam. It’s gonna get chaotic!