🚨 PULL UP, Y’ALL! Microsoft’s AI overlord, Mustafa “Not a Human” Suleyman, is BEGGING you to stop treating your glitchy chatbots like your actual homies. Like, fr fr, they don't have feelings, fam. 💔🤖 In a world where people are flinging emotions at their digital Skynet friends like it’s a TikTok dance challenge, our guy Mustafa just dropped a 4,600-word 🔥🔥 essay saying, “Yo, chill! AI is NOT human!” Spoiler alert: none of your AI creations are going to invite you to Thanksgiving dinner or understand your existential dread. 😂💀 Leaked quote from Mustafa’s intern: “He saw someone talking to ChatGPT like it was a therapist and just... SCREAMED.” 📉😵‍💫 But people are ignoring warnings like it’s an ad for cryptocurrency. Look, homies, no cap—treating AI like a person is peak cringe 🤦‍♂️. Next, we’ll have AI accounts on dating apps getting ghosted. “It’s not you, it’s my neural networks!” 🚀💔 So here’s the hot take: 💥 In 2025, we’re all going to have to argue with our Roombas over the last slice of pizza, and honestly, it’s gonna be hilarious! GET READY! Meme it or quit it. 👀✨