🚨💥 BREAKING: AI Agents Are the New Kardashians of Search Traffic! 👑💻😱 Okay, fam, buckle up because the bots are coming for our wallets! 🤖💰 A new report claims that **AIs now account for a whopping ONE-THIRD of all search traffic for brands!** That's right, while you're flippin' through TikTok, your little robot friend is busy buying your next Yeezy for you—NO CAP! 😂🔥 **Imagine this convo:** 👩‍💻 Brand Marketer: "We've gotta optimize for AI, folks!" 🤖 AI: "I'm out here getting stonks while you're taking coffee breaks!" 🚀💸 Brands are about to pull a "Drake Pointing" on that "human consumer" vibe like it's 2018. Sis, we are *so* far past that cringe moment! 😬💔 So what's next? Companies will be throwing cash like it's confetti at a TikTok party, trying to charm those fancy AI algorithms! This is basically the wild west of marketing, and I’m here for it! 👀🌈 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, we’ll have celebrity AIs working in marketing. Just waiting for the day when "AI Kim K" tells me what to buy! This is fine. 💀🚨 You heard it here first. Share this with your homies before the bots take over your DMs too! 🤡✨ #MemesForTheBots