💥🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, tech warriors! Salesforce just pulled a fast one on us, uncovering the *secrets of the universe* after a million chats with AI agents. 🤖😱 Spoiler alert: It’s more lit than a 2020 Zoom call! 🔥💻 Let’s break it down with some meme-tastic flair: Here are Salesforce’s *”3 divine commandments”* for those brave enough to tango with the AI beast. And yes, it’s as serious as a cat meme on a Monday! 1️⃣ **Listen to Your Customers**: Like, duh! 📞👂 If your AI isn’t vibing with your peeps, just STONKS your way outta the conversation and hire a parrot instead. 🦜😅 2️⃣ **Personalize Like You’re Netflix**: If your AI response feels more like a “This is Fine” meme, then it’s time for some upgrade magic. 🪄✨ Don’t let your customers feel like they’re talking to a brick wall. Drake is NOT impressed. 🔥👀 3️⃣ **Train Your AI on Actual Conversations**: No cap, if your AI sounds like it just graduated from “Awkward Small Talk 101,” you need to reconsider your training montage. 🤦‍♂️📚 💭 "Bro, what if we trained our AI to *actually* care?" – An imaginary developer probably. 🔥🔥 Here’s my unhinged prediction: In 2025, AI agents will be the only therapists left standing, charging us $500 an hour while we spill our emotional baggage. 🤯💰 Keep this on your radar, fam! #AItherapy2025