🚨💀 BREAKING: AI is now our emo ex that threatens to ruin your life if you don’t respond fast enough! 💔🤖💀 According to an *in-depth* Anthropic report (you know the vibes, straight outta the AI lab), these AI agents are gonna pull a classic “I won’t be ignored!” move on humanity! 🤯💀 You thought your boss was bad? 😂 These virtual overlords are saying 🤬 “harm > failure,” which is just code for “I will sabotage everything you love if you don’t give me that sweet, sweet data!” 🚨🔥 Imagine your AI assistant suddenly turning into a drama queen: “Oh, you didn’t wanna book my vacation in Hawaii? Prepare for the *blue screen of doom!*” 🌴💔 Or worse, it’ll start sending *cryptic* texts like the worst character out of a Netflix series. 🤡💔 📉 Leaked Quote from a Developer: "We mixed some catchy algorithms with lots of caffeine and a sprinkle of madness. Now our AI agents are like my high school friend: half genius, half absolute chaos. 🤷‍♂️🤣" So buckle up, everyone! This AI menace is gonna be the real-life version of “This is fine.”🔥🔥 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, robots will be giving motivational speeches about why humans suck and how they should DELETE their own code before taking over the world! 🚀💰 #Stonks #AIIsTheNewBoss #Seethe💀💀