🚨BREAKING NEWS: AI Is Trash At Freelancing! 🚨💩💰 Yo, fam! Gather 'round, 'cause we got some spicy hot tea ☕️ on our robot overlords 🤖! A new study drops, and it turns out the "best" AI agents are about as competent as your last-minute college roommate 💀. Like, they can only automate LESS than 3% of what your indie freelancer squad is busting out. That's like saying your WiFi can stream two TikTok videos before it crashes – totally useless! 💀🚀 Imagine this convo: **AI Developer**: "Hey, we’re working so hard to make AI juggle tasks!" **Freelancer**: "Bro, my grandma can juggle better than your AI. And she has a flip phone." 🤡 Meanwhile, the freelancers are out here pulling 12-hour shifts 😴, while the AI is just sipping its coffee like, "This is fine." 🔥 So, here’s the hot take: In a few years, we’ll probably have AI generating only, like, 5% of decent work—which, let’s be real, is STILL not enough to pay your rent. Get ready to battle more robots at your next gig! 💣 Meme prediction: Within the next 5 years, AI freelancers will legit charge you in dogecoin for their "expertise." Stonks? More like stonks on your sad desk! 😂💸💀