🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Agentic AI is here to snatch your jobs and your lunch money! 💸🤖🔥 Apparently, PwC’s AI overlord is spilling the tea on how big brains in business are prepping the humans for the ultimate robot takeover. 🚀💼 "Listen up, my fellow humans! 🤡 We’re basically just lab rats adapting to a maze designed by our AI overlords! 🧀🤣," said an anonymous PwC developer while sipping on a latte made from the tears of displaced workers. 😭☕ Can’t blame them tho, 'cause AI is out here rewriting the playbook while sending out evil giggles like *weee hee hee*. What's next? "Hey, have you updated your business strategy? Nah, just let the bots do it! No cap!" 📊💀 Oh, you think that's cringe? Just wait until they start putting “Chief AI Officer” on resumes. 🚨📈 Drake’s already pointing at that C-suite dude who'll lose his job to ChatGPT-9000. 😤🤖🪐 Stonks are through the roof as companies throw cash at this "unprecedented transformation." 💰💎 ⭐️ UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll all be taking orders from sentient, meme-loving chatbots who might just have *better* business ideas than you. 🤯🌌 Stay woke, fam! 🧠✨