🎉🔥🚨 BUCKLE UP, INTERNET CHILDREN, 'CAUSE WE'RE DIVING DEEPER THAN RICK ROLL'S 2ND MILESTONE 🚀💰 The tech world is having a massive meltdown over age verification laws! 🤡💻 Like, what’s next? Requiring a blood test to log into TikTok? “Fingerprints for Fortnite” is the new vibe now, fr fr. You got all these tech giants shaking in their boots, posting memes like this is fine while secretly sweating that their stonks are about to plummet harder than your WiFi on a rainy day. 📉💀 Imagine this convo happening at your average Silicon Valley coffee shop: **Dev1:** “So, we’re just gonna start asking for grandma's birth certificate every time someone wants to watch *Baby Shark*?” **Dev2:** “Bro, I can't even get my cat to validate his age for TikTok. What's next? You need a driver’s license to swipe right?” 🔥🔫 *cue existential crisis* But honestly, what’s the point? This is the ultimate cringe move. Sure, we want to keep the kids safe, but let’s not forget that giving up privacy is like letting TikTok’s algorithm run YOUR whole life. Cope harder, legislators! 🚫✋ **HOT TAKE:** In 5 years, we’ll all be using retinal scans just to check how many times we’ve watched *The Office*. I’m calling it now! 🤖👀 *stay woke*