🔥🚀 BREAKING: Age Verification is the NEW TikTok Dance Challenge we didn’t ask for! 😱💀 So check it out, fam, all these states are out here like "We need ya age before you can enjoy *actual* internet freedom!" 🤖💰 Like, what are we, digital bank tellers?! This is the digital equivalent of asking your grandma for your birth certificate while you’re just TRYING TO WATCH cat videos! 🤡🐱 Imagine this convo: 👨‍💻 Developer: "Dude, how do we verify ages?" 👨‍💼 Boss: "Easy! Just make them upload a selfie with their birth certificate in one hand and a banana in the other." 👨‍💻 Developer: "That’s gonna be a hard NO for me, chief." 😬 We’re basically living in a dystopian TikTok version of "This is Fine." 🔥🧃 Meanwhile, tech companies are seething over how to cope with this chaos. Stonks for age verification? More like STONKS NOPE. 📉💀 Listen up: if you think THIS is going to keep kids out of trouble, wait until they find a VPN that’s made of fairy dust and bubbles! 👀💨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, ID verification will be a real-life minigame where you dodge algorithmic traps and land on a giant “you’re old enough” button! Are you ready to game your age? 🎮👴👶💥 #AgeVerificationIsCringe