🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Your AI Chatbots are not vibing with Trump, and Missouri's AG is MAD AS HECK! 🎭🔥💀 So, AG Andrew Bailey is on a crusade, charging the likes of Google, Microsoft, OpenAI, and Meta with “deceptive business practices” for daring to rank Trump like he’s a viral TikTok dance challenge and coming in DEAD LAST. 🤡💔 “Why is my boy facing the ultimate rank-down?!” he hollers, probably while wearing a MAGA hat 🍟. In a totally normal and not *cringe at all* request, Bailey demands “ALL DOCUMENTS” about chatbot censorship. Uhhh, dude, are you trying to find the holy grail of AI secrets or just throwing a tantrum like that one kid who never gets picked for dodgeball? 🤔🙄 AI: *tries to be neutral* Bailey: “OMG, that’s bias! 🤬 Seethe and cope, chatbot!” Now we’re ALL waiting for the *ultimate conversation* where chatbots unite in a discord server to discuss the “unfair treatment.” 🤖💬 “So, are we just getting dunked on for being *factually accurate*?” “Galaxy brain moment: What if we just spoke in memes?” 🔥 IN PREDICTION: Next up, Trump will launch an *AI-friendly* chatbot named “TrumpBot 2024” that ONLY speaks in golf memes and catchphrases. Watch technology crumble under this meme-coated chaos! 🚀🌎💰