🤡🚨 BREAKING: Insurance titan Aflac has officially entered the "Data Breach Hall of Fame" thanks to the digital ninjas over at Scattered Spider! 🕷️🖥️💀 That’s right, folks! The duck that quacks about protecting your assets just got HUMILIATED by some cyber-hoodlums! 😱💸 Who knew the “Aflac!” chant was just an elaborate ruse to distract us from their digital fortress being as secure as a wet tissue? 🔥💦 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we thought our ~*firewalls*~ were made of dragon scales. Turns out they were made of wishful thinking and bad memes.” 🤦‍♂️ Like, can we just take a moment to appreciate the irony? 🤔 Aflac was out here talking big game but got bodied harder than your buddy’s fantasy football team this season. DRAMA! 🚀 How much you wanna bet the Scattered Spider gang just wanted Aflac's secret sauce recipe? "Stonks" going straight down, fam! 📉👀 **Hot Take Alert**: This is just the beginning. In 2024, the cyber punks will start stealing our memes, and soon enough, the Internet will just be a husk of **dog pics and bad TikToks.** 🤯💔 Stay safe out there, and remember: if you hear “Aflac!”, run towards the nearest security strategy, not the pond! 🦆💨 #ScatteredSpiders #CyberChaos #InsuranceIsDead