🚨🐥 FLOOD ALERT! Aflac just dropped a fat L on the cybersecurity scale, and we're here for the chaos! 💀💩 Hackers rolled up like, "Surprise! We got your customer data, *quack quack!*" 🦆💰 So, apparently, a "sophisticated cybercrime group" (read: a bunch of dudes in hoodies playing Fortnite and hacking companies for fun) decided to play *Among Us* with Aflac’s data. Yes, fam, they scored big on June 12th, while Aflac was like, "This is fine" 🔥☁️, sipping their latte, pretending everything is chill. Meanwhile, Aflac scrambled like it's the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕🍕—initiating "cybersecurity incident response protocols" faster than your ex snapping up your best friend's number. But it seems our feathered friends are still playing hide and seek with the scope of this mess. 🤭🤷‍♂️ 🗣️ Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, we just thought they were phishing... Turns out we were the fish! FML.” Conclusion?! Aflac is about to become the laughingstock of the insurance world! 🤡🔥 Expect a wave of "Aflac Hack" memes before the week is out. 💯🚀 Predicting their next move: Launching a data protection insurance policy... for your data, not theirs! 👀🐣 #Stonks #Cringe #Seethe