🎉💸 HOLD UP! Affirm just dropped a bombshell that'll make your wallet do the cha-cha! 💃💰 They’re teaming up with Snowflake (no, not the weather kind, ya softies) to serve up that icy freshness in FinTech like it’s a scandalous TikTok dance! 🔥🤖 So apparently, Affirm realized that flipping coins to manage finances is SO last year. 🪙💀 They’re using Snowflake’s Open Catalog (sounds fancy, right? Turns out it’s just a trendy name for data but let’s roll with it) and the Apache Iceberg format to cut their audit times faster than you can say “stonks go brrrr.” 🤑⏱️ I mean, who wants to wait MONTHS when you can do it in MINUTES? That's less time than it takes for me to scroll through TikTok for my daily dose of cringe! 🤡📱 📣 **“We just thought, why not make our data faster than my last relationship?!” - Some Overworked Developer** 💔 All of this means that Affirm’s about to flex on the FinTech scene like Drake pointing at his new yacht. 🚀👀 🔥 HOT TAKE: If you aren't using Snowflake by 2024, are you even in FinTech, or are you just vibin’ in the land of cope? 🤔💯 Share this with your cringe-loving pals and watch their minds explode like a galaxy brain meme! 💥💥