🚨🌟 Y'all, the gaming universe just hit a CRINGE level 1000! 🚨🔥 Adult games are being yeeted off Steam and Itch.io faster than a dev running from a bug report! 💀🤡 💔 So let’s break it down, fam: payment processors are flexing harder than your little cousin’s biceps at a family BBQ, so now their wallets are like, "Nah, fam, we don’t do top-shelf NSFW content." 💰🤑 Leaf Corcoran, the big brain behind Itch.io, says they had to deindex adult content faster than you can say “stonks.” 📈👀 And listen, no cap, this is why we can't have nice things! 😭💔 The group called Collective Shout is out there like a boomer yelling at clouds, making it rain on our virtual adult playgrounds. "This is fine," said absolutely no one as they watched their fave spicy games vanish into the ether. 🌪️😩 Leaked quotes from imaginary developers? “Dude, I just wanted to make a game where you date a sentient Cheeto! Now what?” 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️ Unhinged prediction: if this keeps up, we might be left playing Monopoly in VR with actual regret! 🎲👾 Brace yourselves, the meme apocalypse is near! 🚀✨