🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Adobe just dropped some AI magic beans for Express and Photoshop! 🤖💻 You ever wanted an assistant that *almost* gets your vibes but still leaves you questioning your life choices? Yeah, welcome to the future, fam! 🤡🔥 So, get ready for the new AI assistants that can help you edit pics while you simultaneously struggle to figure out why your life is a never-ending cycle of existential dread. 💀✨ Imagine this: you’re crafting your masterpiece, and halfway through, the AI pops up like, “Dude, are you serious? This looks like my 8-year-old niece did this.” 👀🚫 *Leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, I don't even know how this AI works. I just feed it memes and pray.” 😂🙏 Adobe's dropping these tools faster than a student in their last semester who just discovered procrastination is cheaper than therapy. 💸📉 It’s like they've seen the TikTok trend of people basing their lives on ChatGPT-generated speeches and thought, "Bet. Let's do that, but make it cringe." You thought your editing skills were basic? Welcome to the cringe zone, no cap. ⏳💀 🔥🔥 Hot Take: In five years, we’ll just use AI to design our social media profiles while we sip on lattes made from the tears of content creators! Get ready for your Photoshop to have its own TikTok career! 🌟🤖🚀 #Stonks