🚨🎉 BIG NEWS ALERT 🎉🚨: Adobe just dropped a *bombshell* for all you creative warriors out there—Premiere is coming to the iPhone, and guess what? It's FREE! 💸😱 That's right folks, your TikToks and “last minute school project” videos are about to get the Hollywood treatment. 🎬✨ No more coping with that whack Premiere Rush app that felt like Adobe was using a potato for a processor 😂🍟. This new iPhone version is reportedly as close to the desktop vibe as a cat in a hotdog costume on Halloween. 🐱🌭 #NoCap Leaked Dev Quote: “We realized that everyone was uploading 30-minute vlogs of their cat playing with a shoelace, and we felt bad. So here we are, doing the actual work!” 🤖🔥 Now, all you wannabe Spielberg's can go from barely managing to cut a clip to full-on cinematic experience, all while your friends are just trying to figure out how to use Snapchat filters. 🤡🙈 🚀 UNPREDICTABLE HOT TAKE: in a year, Adobe will drop a feature that allows you to replicate Hollywood CGI with just one tap. Yup, that's right! 👑🎥 Brace yourself for the rise of "Accidental Director" TikTok legends to take OVER. The stonks are going through the ROOF! 🚀💰💀