🚀🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Adobe has just blasted off with *Project Indigo* – and no, it’s not the name of a new NASA mission, it’s a free iPhone app that promises to turn your *10,000 blurry selfies* into a “high-quality” photo! 💾📸 You mean to tell me that I can snap a whole burst of pics, more than my mom sends in a group chat, and this app magically combines them into something that doesn’t look like Bigfoot took it? Stonks! 📈💰 But what about my love for grainy, pixelated disaster selfies? 🥴🤳 💬 *Leaked quote from Marc Levoy*: “Listen, I just wanted to help people stop posting the ugliest pics ever. This is my apology tour.” 😂🤡 Imagine if we had this during the 2010s – the cringe we could have avoided! Drake’s pointing meme goes here 👉 “Apps that do your work for you,” but let’s be real: The *real glow-up* here is Adobe pretending this isn’t just another excuse to gather our data faster than we can say “privacy what?” 🕵️‍♂️ Here’s my hot take: in 2025, we’ll have AI taking our selfies and we’ll call it “Project Self-Ego.” 📸🤖 Share if you’re ready for SATAN to take your profile pic! 😈💀