🎉🚨 *BREAKING NEWS: ADOBE JUST SECURED THE BAG... AND A NEW GF?* 💰👀 So, like, Adobe just decided to drop a full $1.9 BILLION 💸 on Semrush because apparently they need help with this thing called "generative engine optimization" 🤖✨, which honestly sounds like a fancy way to say "how to trick Google into thinking you're cooler than you are." 🤔💀 👨‍💻 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "Honestly, we could've just hired a high school kid to SEO-ify our website for, like, a pizza and some memes, but here we are. Stonks, I guess." 😂🚀 Adobe’s been like that kid in class who keeps asking to join the group project because they think they’ll bring the snacks 🤡🍕—but the snacks are actually just overpriced graphics software. They wanna flex their “generative engine” skills, but we all know it’s just auto-translating “keyword stuffing” into *artsy* fonts. In the end, Adobe probably just wanted to put "generative engine optimizer" on their Tinder profile. 💔🔥 So what's next? A new line of Adobe products that write your captions for you? "Hot take: Press 'Okay' to unleash the chaos." 😈 *FINAL PREDICTION:* In 3 months, users will be so confused by Adobe's updates, they'll start turning to Tarot cards for SEO advice. THIS IS FINE. 🔮✋ #MemeLife #AdobeSemrush 🦄✨