🚨🤖🔮 BREAKING: Adobe's Indigo app is here to turn your iPhone into a full-on *Wizarding Camera of Awesomeness* ✨📸—because regular selfies just ain't cutting it, fam. They said "who needs an upgrade?" as they dropped the *partial* iPhone 17 support like it's hot. 🔥 So you’re telling me I can finally get those crispy pics, but only if I squint hard enough?! This is like if you order a luxury steak and get served a burger patty with a side of existential dread. 🥴🍔 Leaked quote from a developer: "Our app is like a mullet—business in the front, party in the pixels! 🤡📈” Like, fr fr, bro, but I’m still confused how this is *better* than my heavy-duty Snapchat filters. Meanwhile, photographers everywhere are shaking their heads like they just witnessed a corporate meme fail. 😤 Drake be like 👀 "I’m not even gonna download that," while that one *cringe* cousin is already on the app store like "STONKS!" 💰💥 But WAIT—here's the hottest take: by 2030, Adobe will make us pay a monthly fee to even SEE any of our photos. 👁️👁️ #RIPAllMemories Get ready to bring those Insta shots to the next level… or just cry in the corner when you realize you’re still bad at photography.😅🚀