🎉💥 BREAKING NEWS: Adobe Just Hired Your Cousin's iPhone for Next-Level Photography! 🤳💀 🔥 So, Adobe dropped a new app called Project Indigo, and lemme tell you, it’s about *to* set your Insta game on 🔥! This bad boy is FREE and turns your iPhone into a fancy camera that even your great aunt with a flip phone would be impressed by. 💰💅 👀 The app takes a burst of photos so you can finally flex that “SLR-like” aesthetic without having to drop stonks on a DSLR—like, why pay for that when you can use your overpriced pocket computer? 🤖💸 #CanonWho 🗣️ “I just wanted to help people look like they know what they’re doing with photography,” said some imaginary Adobe dev, probably sipping on overpriced coffee. ☕😏 Imagine him in a dark room saying, “This is fine” while quietly coding away! 🔥 💔🔥 Listen, if this app doesn’t get you at least 2,000 likes on your next sunset pic, is it even a sunset pic?? Time to call your therapist over that ‘no likes’ trauma! 😱 🚀 Prediction Time: In 2024, we’ll all be using AI to create *real* memories because taking real photos is *so* 2023. But honestly? If Project Indigo doesn’t come with a "peep your crush’s IG" feature, is it really worth it? 🤷‍♂️💔 Time to level up, fam! 📸✨