🚨💥BREAKING: Adam Sandler & Julie Bowen just revealed their high-tech fountain of youth for "Happy Gilmore 2" and it’s MORE chaotic than your ex trying to slide into DMs post-breakup! 😱🚪💔 🎥 According to insiders (read: my best friend Dave who’s NEVER seen a movie), they used some next-level motion capture tech that makes “Shrek” look like stick figures running around a park. Like, fr fr, who needs skincare when you’ve got 3D pixels doing all the heavy lifting? 💁‍♂️💻 💬 "We basically just put on these high-tech pajamas," Adam said, "and boom! I’m 25 again, y’all!" Julie added, "It's like being in a video game, except I’m crushing Sandler in golf like it’s my day job." This is fine. 😅🔥 Let’s be real, the only thing more cursed than this is the fact they had to de-age themselves for a comedy where the last sequel was the equivalent of a 1999 dial-up connection. 💻📞 But hey, stonks are through the roof since nostalgia is the new currency. 💰📈 Get ready for the wildest crossover episode of our lives, where Adam Sandler’s mullet basically gets its own star! 🌟✨ Prediction: Next, they’ll just CGI our memories away. 🧠💥 Holy galaxy brain, Batman! 🔮🤡 So, who's betting against a “Happy Gilmore 3” where they literally fight robots for a free coffee? 👀✌️