Acura’s RSX prototype got me like 😍🔥 but Honda Zero? More like Honda YAAAS! 💅✨ #FutureWhip 🚗💨
🔥🚗🚨 BREAKING: Acura Just Dropped This Wholesome BANGER of a Prototype & We're Here for the EV CHAOS! 🤡💀 So check it fam, Acura is back at it again like they never left! 👀💨 Introducing the new RSX Prototype - the sedan that’s less "sedate" and more *SHREDDING* the pavement! ⚡🍃💪 We’re talking about an ALL-WHEEL DRIVE, electric crossover that’s getting the hot sauce of drama because who needs boring? 🥵🔥 🔋🎉 This baby is the first-ever creation on Honda’s top-secret EV platform (cue the dramatic music 🎶). You know it’s serious when they're trying to launch this bad boy in 2026 from the illustrious state of Ohio! 🏭💼 🍕 Look, Honda is trying to tell us this will *kick off a new era* of "software-defined vehicles" 🖥️👉🏽 but let’s be real, this might just mean they’re hoping no one notices when Google Maps glitches out in a game of "where the heck is my charging station?" 🤦♂️🚫 🐒💭 LMAO, I can see it already: “This is fine” while your RSX runs outta juice in the middle of nowhere! 💔💔🎥 But wait, there’s more! 👀🤑 Leaked conversation: **Developer 1**: “Is ‘Asimo’ gonna take over the world?” **Developer 2**: “Nah bro, it’s just gonna take over my driveway.” 😳 So get ready to see every influencer on TikTok trying to flex their RSX! 🚀🕺 And here’s my sky-high prediction: By 2027, we’ll be charging our cars with *our tears* after being ghosted by Asimo!