🌪️✨ BREAKING: Activision just pulled a 'hold my beer' moment and yanked “Call of Duty: WWII” off the Microsoft Store faster than I can say “please fix your broken game” 🤡💀. Apparently, PC players decided to turn the game into a hacker's playground 🎢💾—we're talking about that "don't come to my neighborhood" energy, but with less pizza and more mod menus. 🍕🔓 Sources (read: my buddy Steve who swears he's on the inside) say Activision is investigating "reports of an issue." 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️ Yeah, an "issue" 🙄—try a full-blown hacking fest where players are throwing around aimbots like they're candy at a parade! 🍬🎉 And hold up, peep this leaked convo: 👾 Dev 1: "So do we ban the hackers or call it 'feature complete'?" 👾 Dev 2: "Call it enhanced gameplay. I mean, who needs balance, right? 😂" You know it’s bad when Activision steps back like Drake pointing at the “this is fine” meme while the game quietly plays itself! 🚀🔥 🔮 Prediction time: By 2025, your grandma's gonna be able to hack CoD with just a voice command. “Alexa, make me a god!” 💸💥 #stonks or nah?