🚨BREAKING NEWS: Acer Swift 14 AI is officially the *NO CAP* king of ports! 🚀💻✨ Picture this, fam: a laptop that says "I love you" through ports but whispers “leave me alone” through its speakers! 😂💔 Yeah, the Cozy C- grade on the screen will make you think you’re in some sort of retro vibe, while the F for speakers means you should probably just vibe in silence. 🥴🔇 Our “review” was pretty generous, TBH. Keyboard? C. Trackpad? B. But that port selection? A+ 🔥🔥 (but who cares, right?). You could connect it to a spaceship and still hear crickets. 🦗 Imagine a chat between developers: 🧑‍💻 DEV A: "What if we focus on ports?" 🧑‍💻 DEV B: "But the speaker sounds like my ex! 🎤💀" 🧑‍💻 DEV A: "No cap, let’s just slap a stonks sticker on it and call it a day!" Also, THIS is fine meme just sums up the webcam situation. 📸🤡 So if you're looking for a laptop to use as a doorstop (or to flex your port collection), the Swift 14 is for you! 🔥🚨 Hot take: in 2025, Acer will drop a “Swift 99 AI” that doubles as a toaster because why not?! 🥴💰💥 Share this madness if you’re ready for the chaos!