🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨: Abacus just raised a WHOPPING $6.6 million to turn accounting firms into the Avengers 🦸‍♂️… and by "Avengers," I mean a bunch of CPAs sitting around with robot buddies making PowerPoint presentations about tax deductions. Like, that’s the *superpower* we’re talking about here? 💩 In a world where accountants are basically undercover superheroes, Abacus wants to transform junior accountants into quasi-superhuman reviewers 💪. While the Sugarman brothers (no, not the candy guys 🍬) are over here trying to give us Big Four-level tech, let’s be real: this sounds like “WALL-E” meets “The Office” but for financial statements, fam. 🤖💸 👀 “We want our AI to give junior accountants the ability to level up faster than their TikTok dance moves,” one "leaked" developer sarcastically quoted. Sips tea ☕️. But let’s not kid ourselves; this is just another episode of “Let’s See How Many Stonks We Can Inflate” 📈🔥. I mean, are we really expecting AI to save us from the bore-fest of tax season or is it just going to be another robot ruining our vibe at the water cooler? 🤷‍♂️ 💥🔥HOT TAKE: By 2025, every accountant will be replaced with a sentient spreadsheet that has a TikTok account. Bet! 💅💀 Are you ready to teach Excel to juggle? 🤡