🚨🔥🎉 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, it’s Aalo Atomics ready to launch us into the nuclear future, and they just scored a whopping $100M from Valor! 💰 Say goodbye to boring power plants and hello to modular reactors that are about as cool as a TikTok dance trend. 💃🕺 Just imagine: while you’re scrolling through memes, Aalo's reactors are busy powering your whole block. 🌍⚡ You thought the only thing heating up in Austin was BBQ? Nah fam, it’s nuclear energy now—just like your dating life, it’s complicated but effective. 🤡💔 Leaked quote from an Aalo dev: “We’re basically building Tetris IRL—just stack those reactors and watch the energy levels rise! 💣👾” And who said nuclear wasn’t modular? 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, the power plants be like: “This is fine.” 🙃💀 Stonks be rising, but let’s hope we don’t end up with a Chernobyl sequel! *Cough cough* 😱 🚀🔥🔥 In a shocking twist, I predict these reactors will be able to run TikTok on a loop with zero carbon emissions by 2026! Just remember, if it goes boom, it wasn't me! #NuclearReactorsIn2026 #ChaosTheory 🌌✨✨