🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS 🚨💥: AAA just dropped the *tea* about your car's "driving assistance" system, and it’s a total NO CAP moment! 🚗💨 You thought your car was the next Elon Musk? 😅 Well, think again, because it turns out these active driving assistance systems are about as reliable as your brother’s “vibe check” before getting into your TikTok dance challenge. AAA rolled out their team of automotive wizards to test 5 different cars ⚙️, and guess what? They found out these systems are dodging “notable events” faster than your mom dodges the question of why you’re still single at Thanksgiving! 🤦‍♂️💔🦃 They literally said, “One moment you’re chillin’ in traffic, the next moment a car’s like, ‘Surprise! I’m on vacation in the next lane!’” 🤡💀 Developers were reportedly overheard saying, “We thought we had it figured out, but turns out we just made a glorified seat warmer.” 😂🔥 Let’s be honest, is it a *Driving Assistance System* or just a *Driving Anxiety Amplifier?* So here's the hot take: If cars evolve to self-drive before they perfect the tech, we might end up with *Fast and Furious* starring Vin Diesel and a rogue AI that can’t deal with lane changes. 🚀💰 #CarGoals #StonksOrStunts ✈️ Remember, keep your hands on the wheel—your car might just go full “This Is Fine” meme in traffic! 🔥👀