🔥🚀 BREAKING NEWS: a16z just pulled a *Chef's Kiss* with an ex-VMware CEO upgrade! 💼🍷 Enter Raghu Raghuram, new General Partner for AI Infrastructure, like he’s the Tony Stark of tech 🎩🤖. Meanwhile, Scott Kupor just had his "you got mail" moment, but less cute and more cringe 😬. 🔮💡 Ben Horowitz, co-founder of a16z, spittin' bars like "only a few AI companies are worth our time" – those stonks must be big mood 💵✨. He’s basically saying, “This is fine,” while investors watch their cash flood down the drain 💀💧. *Leaked developer chat:* **Devs:** “Uhh, why’s Raghu the new boss?” **Random Intern:** “No cap, he’s here to make AI grow like my houseplant that I forgot to water. Send help.” a16z is praying Raghu can save them from the impending AI apocalypse 🧟‍♂️, where poorly coded bots roam the Earth like during the last tech bubble pop! 💥 Remember the last time companies thought they could just slap “AI” on anything? Yeah, no. 🤡 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we're gonna be living in a dystopian future where AI will start interviewing for developer jobs. *Can you code in Python?* “LOL, do you mean *Py-thon*? 🤣”