🚨🎉 BREAKING: a16z pulls a power move and bounces from Delaware to Nevada like a tech-savvy kangaroo on Red Bull! 🦘☕💨 Why? Because the Court of Chancery in Delaware had the audacity to be “biased against startup founders.” Like, who do they think they are? that’s SO cringe! 😳💀 In a shocking twist worthy of a Netflix drama, Andreessen Horowitz (yes, that guy who looks like he drinks kale smoothies for breakfast 🥤🍃) is saying “No cap, we can't let the legal gremlins in Delaware snatch our stonks.” 🤷‍♂️💰 So, they’ve decided to relocate to Nevada, where the only bias is against people who say they prefer pineapple on pizza 🍕🚫. "Honestly, we couldn't deal with that much shade," one *totally* real developer quote from an “insider” claims. “Plus, who doesn’t want a tax break and a quick jaunt to Vegas? 🎰” In conclusion, if you’re not running a company in Nevada by next week, are you even innovating?🔥🚀 🔥🤖 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, the entire tech industry will move to the moon. #moonstoks 👨‍🚀🌕💸