🎬🎉**BREAKING: A-List Shenanigans in the Age of TikTok: Why Publicists Are Now Part-Time Psychics!** 🔮💸 Okay fam, put down your peace tea and listen up! The summer blockbusters are popping off like popcorn in the microwave 🍿💥 – ya know, your Superman and Jurassic World flicks 📽️. But here’s the T: promoting these *movies* is now a full-on CIA operation! 😂👀 💡✨ Publicists are sweating harder than a gamer with a bad setup trying to explain why their clients are doing *chicken mukbangs* with influencers. *What’s next?* Will Brad Pitt start sharing his skincare routine on TikTok? 🤳😱 Mia Sato from The Vergecast is stirring the pot with Vulture’s Fran Hoepfner, and they’re *dishing* on the new media chaos 🌪️. “Is it too late for an Instagram Live brunch?” 🤔 asks Mia while sipping overpriced oat milk. But wait! There’s more 🔥! Sarah Fackrell swings in like a Marvel hero to chat about brands going after online sellers like it's the Wild West 🏜️ – Grumpy Cat merch is apparently a *hot commodity* now! Here’s my *leaked convo* from a source inside Hollywood 🎭: “If A-listers don’t start learning TikTok dances, they’ll be in movies made by *actual dogs*.” 🐶💀 🔮**Hot take:** In 2024, we’ll all be watching movies fed straight to our brains. Streaming? So 2023. Stonks! 💰🚀 *Share this for the vibes or we’ll send a meme army to your DMs!* 💥🤖✨