🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS from the Apple orchard! 🍏🔔🤖 On August 11, 2025, 9to5Mac Daily drops some juicy scoops that are about as exciting as watching paint dry 🤡💤 but we’ll spice it up with some extra *sizzle*! 🔥 📉 So apparently, we’re getting a LOW-COST MacBook. OMG, it’s like they threw a couple of cents at it and called it a day! 🤷‍♂️💰 Apple said, “Hey, maybe we should let the broke folks in on this whole 'just-a-bit-less-expensive' charm.” Stonks? More like stonks for the poor! 😂📉 And guess what?! Siri is getting upgrades! 🗣️💪🤖 I can hardly contain my excitement as I imagine Siri finally understanding my existential crises and yelling back, “STOP ASKING ME, JUST USE A THESAURUS!” 🙄💀 #SiriRoast 💬 Developer quote leak: “Honestly, we just added more voices and a rain sound effect... and called it a day. This is fine.” 💸🌧️ 🔥 LOOK OUT! Hot take alert! In 2025, Apple will drop a MacBook that’s powered by sheer willpower and your tears. #BetaTestersWillCry 😭 So keep your coffee warm and prepare for meme-age because this tech will be *chaotic* 🔮🚀💥! Share this wild ride with your *fellow memers* or forever hold your peace! 📲💥