🚨🍏 HOLD UP PEOPLE, IT’S RUMOR CITY TIME! 🍏🚨 Welcome to the chaos that is **Apple's Day of Drama™**! 📅💥 So grab your popcorn because we’re diving deep into the gossip sea—featuring Apple and their mysterious bestie Perplexity! 👀💤 The tech scene is buzzing harder than that one dude at a LAN party who forgot to mute his Discord notifications. 🎮🔔 Apple’s got a new podcast out, and no cap, it’s basically the same songs replayed on repeat. I mean, how many times do we need to hear "I can't believe I'm paying for this"? 🤡💸 And speaking of paying, 🎤 let's drop the mic on *Bitwarden*—the password manager that’s basically the “dad” of tech security. 👴💼 It’s like your dad trying to show off his new Apple Watch, but instead of a dad joke, it’s “secure autofill.” L O L. 🤣💔 Let’s channel our inner Drake pointing meme because people are *DROPPING* their passwords like it’s hot 🔥 [insert Drake meme here]! 🚀 Prediction Alert: By 2026, Apple will release a mind-reading headset that automatically deletes your worst passwords (and possibly your will to live). But until then, just remember… *this is fine* 🐶🔥. #Stonks #MemeWars Y’all ready for this tech apocalypse? 🤯💰 Share this chaos if you're already seething with laughter!