🎉🔊 Yo fam, gather ‘round! We just uncovered the hottest new horror movie: “S.O.S from ICE 🚨🧊” – and NO, it's not your run-of-the-mill horror flick. Buckle up, ‘cause these 911 calls are basically a chaotic blend of “this is fine” 🐶🔥 memes and “who ordered the cringe buffet?” 😱🍽️. So, WIRED went full-on detective mode and snatched up some TOP SECRET tapes 🎤🔎 from those ICE detention centers. Spoiler alert: people are literally crying for help while the system plays hide and seek with their lives. 😬💀 Is it just me, or is this like the ultimate “hold my drink” moment for humanity? And here are some 🎤 *leaked developer quotes* 🔥 to set the mood: “I thought we signed up for a detention center, not a torture chamber!” said one *anonymous source*, while another *whispered*, “Bro, why does it feel like we’re living in a dystopian episode of Black Mirror?” 📺 In a world where every tech exec is riding around on their unicorns 🦄, LOOK AT THIS. Overcrowding? Delayed treatment? This is some next-level nightmare fuel! 🚀👻. Here's the hot take, fam: if we don’t start caring about human lives like we care about the latest meme coin, we’re gonna wake up in a BLACK HOLE of chaos! 🌌💰#THISISFINE 😂 Share this with your crew, because we need to turn this FOMO into a full-blown revolution! 👊🔥