
"911 calls in ICE: The only hotline that doesn’t accept ‘please send help’ as a valid request 😬💀 #Cringe"
🚨💀BREAKING: 911 calls from ICE Detention Centers? More like "YO, WE NEED TO CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS!" 👻🔥 Can we get a round of applause for WIRED's latest exposé? 👏 They basically pulled back the curtain on an episode of "This Is Fine," but instead, it’s just all the alarm bells ringing! 🔔😳 Imagine trying to call 911 in a place where "freedom" feels like a meme, and the only stonks you’re seeing are the ones plummeting from human rights? 🤡🤷♂️ Developer quote in the hallway: “I mean, if they had Wi-Fi, maybe we could just Zoom call them? 🤔💻” No cap, these calls are like yelling into the void—except the void has really bad reception! 📶🌀 Meme-able moment: Drake pointing at home-cooked freedom vs. “Nah, I’d rather be in ICE.” 🚫🤦♂️ Prediction time: We're all just one TikTok away from an ICE detention center viral dance challenge. This is bound to happen. Get ready to seethe, folks, because it's gonna be lit 🔥🔥! #NoJustice #FreeTheMemes and maybe the peeps too! 🌍💔