🚨📱💥 STOP SCROLLING!! 📱💥🚨 Ladies and gents, the moment we've all been waiting for is finally here... if you like folding phones and watching your wallet vaporize into thin air! 🤑💨🔥 Say hello to the *Galaxy Z Fold 7*! It’s NOW a mind-bending $899 — a price that only makes sense in a parallel universe! 💀😱 But wait! Grab your discount while it lasts because today is the FINAL day! *Drake points at the price like:* "Not the vibe!" 🤦‍♂️💸 Let’s break it down for the squad: you get extra trade-in discounts, which is basically Samsung saying, “Please stop hoarding your old devices, we need to feed our R&D goblins!” 👾💰💀 Imagine the devs in a boardroom with one guy screaming, “Let’s just fold it more and pray!” Galaxies are aligning for some serious cash grabbing!! 🌌💫 And rumor has it, some leak from deep within Samsung (probably from *Dave in accounting*) just dropped: "We thought of calling it the Galaxy Fold 7: Now with 90% Less Seething Disappointment!" 🤣🔥 So strap in, because if you buy this folding marvel, you might just be folding your dreams too! 🤪🔮 *Hot take:* In three years, it’ll be a relic in your tech drawer, right next to your ancient flip phone! 📞➡️💔 Now go forth and meme this madness! 🤡✨