
“8,500+ SMBs got hit with AI malware??? 🚨💀 Like bro, that's peak cringe. Stay woke! 🧐💀🔥 #SEOPoisoning”
🔍💀 **ALERT! The SEO Underworld Strikes Back!** Mega cringe incoming! 🤡✨ Picture this: 8,500+ *innocent* SMBs out here trying to download legit software like PuTTY and *BOOM* 💥—they trip the bait and end up with the malware known as **Oyster**! 🦪 Not the sushi you wanted, fam! The only thing getting loaded here is your future with a side of doom! 😂 Arctic Wolf *snitched* on this chaos, revealing how these cyber gremlins are basically the clown college of tech. 🥴 These sneaky hackers are using SEO poisoning like it’s a Fortnite emote, flooding search results with a torrent of fake websites! 🚀💔 It’s like they took the underhanded scam playbook and went full-on ✨ galaxy brain! ✨ 🔥 Leaked developer quote: "We thought malware was dead—then SEO poisoning dropped and it’s a whole new world of coooooope." 🙄💀 Cringe levels through the roof! Drake is pointing at those trying to go legit vs. the ones getting *bamboozled*. 😤📉 🧐 So what’s next? 🤖 My *totally unhinged* prediction: In 2024, hackers will start offering “malware-as-a-service” subscriptions and we’ll just be like, “This is fine.” 🤷♂️💸 Stonks? No, thanks! *Pass the vomit bucket!* 🍕💔 Share this madness before it’s too late!