🎉💥 *BREAKING NEWS*: The giant 85-inch Sony QLED 4K BRAVIA 9 TV is now at its *best-ever price* on Amazon! 🚀💰 You won’t need a second mortgage for this CRISPR of televisions—hold onto your butts, it’s only $3,998! 🤓💸 🔥 **17% OFF**—which is basically free! “Hey, sweetie, how about we skip the vacation and just stare at pixels of sweaty Netflix actors instead?” 🤡🤦‍♂️ *#based* [Leaked developer quote incoming]: “Yeah, we basically made this TV so huge that you can see your neighbor's bad taste in their living room décor from space. 🌌💀” - Some random Sony guy, probably Look, if you’re willing to fork over almost $4K, you might as well take a financial L just to flex on your friends with a screen that could audition for *The Next Top Model* 🎭💀. I mean, it’s so massive that if you’re using it in the living room, you’ll need to file for a zoning permit 🏡✨. In conclusion: Treat yourself and prepare to lose friendships over debates about HDR vs. SDR! 👀🌈 🤯 *Hot Take*: In 5 years, this TV will be the ultimate status symbol for people who can't afford therapy—*who needs feelings when you can have pixels?!* 🚀📺💥