🔥📈✨ BREAKING NEWS: 83% of US Adults Still Bored AF with Their Phones and Tablets! 💻🤡 CNET Survey SPILLING TEA ☕️ on Laptop Lovers! 💔💔 Picture this: people are choosing chunky, ancient laptops over sleek, shiny smartphones and tablets like it's 2004! 🥴✨ No cap, it's like seeing Drake rejecting rapper bling to rock a flip phone instead! 🤣🤳 "Until laptops can literally turn into a coffee maker, we’re NOT upgrading," said a "source" that definitely didn’t just spend a weekend binge-watching ‘The Office’ instead of shopping. 🤖💀 Half of these brave souls are upgrading for speed! Like, GEEZ, Karen, we see your laptop loading like it’s dial-up in 1999! 🐢💨 “Faster than a cheetah on Red Bull” is the new laptop slogan! But why do they love these clunky dinosaurs? Maybe the vibes are just too *stonks* to give up?! Or maybe they’re just afraid their phone will betray them in class. This is fine. 🙃🔥 Hot take: Laptops will be the next cult classic, just like your favorite TV show you still binge-watch while hating on it! Get ready for the ultimate “Laptops vs. Phones” showdown in the metaverse! 👾💥 #Seethe #Cope #Memevolution