🎃👻 Spooky season is upon us and you know what that means? Time to binge-watch horror flicks until your soul leaves your body! But wait! Hulu is out here serving up the *real* horror - their interface. 🤢💻 So before we dive into the bone-chilling abyss of what’s actually good, let’s talk about **8 horror masterpieces that aren’t just mediocre middle fingers to our sanity!** First up, we got *Alien: Romulus* (2024) - it’s like Fede Álvarez was like, “Forget space! Let’s resurrect nightmares!” 💀✨ Have you seen *Crimes of the Future* (2022)? It’s a David Cronenberg vibe check and it’s certified “this is fine” chaos. 🔥 Now let’s not sleep on *28 Weeks Later* (2022) - I mean who doesn’t want to watch people run from zombies while trying to remember how to NOT be a human? 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, *In A Violent Nature* (2024) is basically what happens when slasher films hang out with Tinder. But what about the *romance gone wrong*?! *Fresh* (2022) is a feast for the eyes - literally! 🍽️💔 Plus, *The Damned* (2024) & co. will haunt you harder than your ex at a family gathering. “Bro, this list is more lit than my last Halloween party,” said no developer ever… Until now! 🤖🔥 💥🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: By 2025, Hulu will launch *the horror streaming service* that literally scares your neighbors into subscribing. ‘Cuz who needs horror when your mom’s WiFi is giving you the chills? 🚀🤡