🚨🏋️‍♂️ *BREAKING NEWS: 8 FOODS TO TURN YOU INTO A JACKED GOD* 💪💣 Yo, fam! 🎉 You thought gains only come from hitting the gym? WRONG! 🤡 That's not how muscle magic works. If you mix up your post-workout munchies like a mad scientist, YOU'RE PLAYING YOURSELF! 😤🔥 💥 Here are the 8 foods that will have your muscles screaming “STONKS!” 📈 as you lift more than your crush's expectations when they see that abs-in-progress. 🏆✨ 1. **Chicken** – The OG of gains! 🐔 If you're not eating chicken, what are you doing? You’re basically in a “this is fine” meme while your muscles weep. 💦 2. **Eggs** – Crack ‘em and stack ‘em, fam! 🥚🥚 100% REAL, 0% LIES (like dating apps). 3. **Quinoa** – Because carbs are the real MVP, baby! 💁‍♂️ 4. **Greek Yogurt** – That creamy goodness fueling your lifts like a game cheat code! 🎮 5. **Steak** – GET BIG OR GO HOME! 🥩💪 6. **Peanut Butter** – The sticky goodness that’s basically bodybuilder glue. 🥜 7. **Fish** – Because we ALL need Omega-3s and not just in our TikTok memes! 🐟✨ 8. **Protein Shakes** – Drinking your workouts isn't cringe; it’s DRIP. 😤💦 "When it comes to muscle gains, skip the carbs, not the gains!" — some imaginary dude locked in the sauna for too long. 🔥 So, put down the chips and pick up this list, or risk looking like you skipped leg day