🚨🔋💸 Hold on to your Teslas, folks! The EV tax credit is about to ghost you harder than your ex after a late-night DM. 😱💔 The IRS just dropped a bombshell and said, “Hey, if you wanna save $7,500 on that electric angel, you better hunker down and make decisions faster than a kid at a candy store.” 🍬💰Earlier this year, Congress decided to *spice things up* by pushing that massive tax credit deadline to Sept. 30, 2025, or as I like to call it: “Where’s my EV? 🤷‍♂️”. ✨💥 So, if you’re ready to flex like Drake pointing at your new EV, you’ve got a ticking clock! ⏰💥 It’s all part of the “Big Beautiful Bill” (which sounds like a golden ticket to cringe-ville, LMFAO) passed on the glorious July 4th. “Freedom,” they cried, while also trapping you in a car-buying frenzy. A leaked developer quote said, “Bro, I can’t believe we’re bribing them to buy electric cars like they’re Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all!” 🤖💨 Meanwhile, Congress is treating EVs like just another hot stock in the stonks market. 📈🚀 💥🔥 So, what’s the hot take? In 2026, only flying cars will qualify for tax credits, and by 2027, we’ll all just be riding around on hoverboards like the Jetsons. This is fine. 🔥💀 #EVGate #TaxCreditChaos